fredag, maj 15, 2009

Fun stuff

GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED (Hotell i Tokyo)
OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR (Restaurang i Schweiz)
LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR (Bar i Oslo)
SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES (Läkarmottagning i Rom)
CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER (Restaurang i Nairobi)
PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES (Kyrkogård)
YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID (Hotellrum i Japan)
LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME (Tvättinrättning i Rom)
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS? (Åsneridning i Thailand)
FUR COATS MADE FOR LADIES FROM THEIR OWN SKIN (Pälsaffär i Sverige)

Message

“I think that we are attracted to what we feel we need."
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Datorn ar fortfarande
pa servce
och
det ar alldeles for mycket
reklam pa TV.
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Hoppas fa tllbkak
datorn
nexta vecka.
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/Red

måndag, maj 11, 2009

The system


Mn dator ar pa servce Orebro.
Den har fatt Svnflunsan.
Aterfas nar faran ar over.
Och pa den jag anvander har jag lyckats tappa bort,
stadat bort, en bokstav fran tangentbordet.
N far sjalva gssa vlken.
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Jag ser sa dalgt att jag far spader snart.
Httar nte ens ratt bokstaver.
Oj, oj, oj, sager jag bara...
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Aterkommer nar lvet har atervant datortrasket.
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Nu blr det snart stavvandrng med S.